WHEN I WAS IN BIOLOGY LAST YEAR I ENDED UP TALKING OUTLOUD ABOUT HOW I WANT THE UTERUS AND THE SPLEEN PLUSHIE AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW PERFECT THESE ARE EVERYONE TAKE ONE
the uterus looks like it’s about to drop some sick beats
I love these a lot
the tooth has a tooth
THESE R SO ADORABLE I NEED THEM IN MY LIFE
THE EYE HAS A FAVE
I need the kidney for my hospital stays
I want a kidney and a tooth :3
i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
"Someone else is happy with less than you have."
Some motivation from the doctor.
*throws rocks at your window* wake up, lemme eat your pussy
Ask me off anon and I’ll send it to you. I just don’t want my cousins who follow me to find it.
1/2 oz. (15ml) Vodka
1 oz. (30ml) Citrus Vodka
1 oz. (30ml) Coconut Rum
1/2 oz. (15ml) Bacardi Dragon Berry
1 1/2 oz. (45ml) Midori
1 1/2 oz. (45ml) Sweet & Sour
1 oz. (30ml) Sour Apple Pucker
2 oz. (60ml) Strawberry Daiquiri Mix
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Mmmhmmm! I feel the same about guys too haha
how do i get this picture of myself tumblr famous
i want this tattooed on my back
MONSTER GIRLFRIENDS WALKING TO CLASS!!! Claire x Naomi. We need a ship name for them.